Ermaan is perfect. He loves to eat food and is big. Not like fate, but he’s, big. You know what I mean, he’s BIG. Great in bed. Love to have him around he just gives off a great vibe when he enters a room.
Friend: “So, how was he?”
Girl: “Great. What did you expect? He’s Ermaan.”
Friend: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Girl: “Oh come on, you have to have noticed his bulge.”
Friend: “No I haven’t. How was he?”
Girl: “10 inches. I’ll say no more”
Girl: “Great. What did you expect? He’s Ermaan.”
Friend: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Girl: “Oh come on, you have to have noticed his bulge.”
Friend: “No I haven’t. How was he?”
Girl: “10 inches. I’ll say no more”
by VenusNeptuneMarsSoola May 24, 2019
The shortest person that you will ever meet but has an amazing personality and a good heart. Ermaan is always getting his friends things and loves to hangout with them 24/7. He always loves to eat food and is on the bigger side. But everyone loves Ermaan and you know there are a ton of people crushing on him.
by VenusNeptuneMarsSoola October 25, 2018