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1.
A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.
Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!
by kyem2010 October 15, 2005
 
2.
A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.
Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!
by Pogo Labeau August 01, 2005
 
3.
a realy cool dude who should be president.
sieg heil eric cartman!!!!
by satans little whore September 12, 2005
 
4.
Probably the funniest character in the popular series South Park.
Eric Cartman is a racist shit.
by Serminigo December 09, 2006
 
5.
The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.
Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
by Southparkfan October 27, 2005
 
6.
Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?
by Atticus Justice November 20, 2007
 
7.
The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
Eric Cartman...is...GOD!
by cutthecrap January 21, 2009