1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.
Jack: How about that sun, huh?
Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.
Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!
Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.
Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!
by boshlover69 March 29, 2016