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Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

Hard Erect Dong 

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

Erection Avenue 

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Erectile Tongue Disorder 

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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