Equi-shit 

When two or more things suck as badly as one another.

"Dude I don't know what to do, my girlfriend wants me to go to salsa classes, a flower arranging workshop or a origami exhibition".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".

Equi-shit by Greenery November 3, 2008

EQUISHITTY 

WHEN ALL OF THE CHOICES YOU HAVE TO PICK FROM LEAD T6O A NEGATIVE OR LESS THAN OPTIMAL RESULT!

ALL OF THE FLIGHT OPTIONS THAT WERE OFFERED WERE EQUISHITTY.. ALL AVAILABLE OPTIONS WERE REDEYES WITH MULTIPLE STOPS, MIDDLE SEATS NEAR THE TOILETS!

EQUISHITTY by LOVEBACONER April 19, 2019

equishitty 

All of the choices are equally shitty options.

All available flights were EQUISHITTY. THEY WERE ALL MULT-STOP REDEYE FLIGHTS THAT HAD MIDDLE SEATS NEAR THE TOILETS!

equishitty by LOVEBACONER April 19, 2019

equishitty 

All of the choices are equally shitty options.

All available flights were EQUISHITTY. THEY WERE ALL MULT-STOP REDEYE FLIGHTS THAT HAD MIDDLE SEATS NEAR THE TOILETS!

equishitty by LOVEBACONER April 19, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016