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1.
The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail
" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"
by oohshinyninja January 11, 2010
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2.
When something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win
"she just fell over."
"HAHA that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer"

"my mother just died"
"oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer"
by My pseudonym laugh laugh January 12, 2010
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