Epissphemy 

noun
1.) The sudden realization that your bladder will explode.
2.) Waking up after a long night of partying and realizing that you have pissed your pants.

Dude, I'm sorry I left all of a sudden. I had an epissphemy.
After the party was over and everybody went home, I decided to go to sleep. When I woke up the next afternoon, I had an epissphemy.

Epissphemy by That ein guy September 2, 2013

Epiphemy 

Epiphany misspelled.

Pronounced "eh-piff-em-me"

A sudden idea that solves (or seems to solve) an existential problem: An unusual solution that becomes the clear and obvious answer (at least for the moment.)

A revelation.

An answer that feels given and without cognitive effort, often resulting from small coincidental events or objects that bring a latent memory to mind. It can also arise from contemplation - see 'lateral thinking' on Wikipedia.

I've been here for a little bit and just realized, an epiphemy, duh, I am the only lifeform here

source: grace centered dot com

Epiphemy by zabuyelite May 14, 2017