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An epipenis is a surgically altered penis capable of being used as a bludgeoning weapon. Used primarily to combat the vaninja but also used as a weapon to crush the skulls of opponents standing in the way of its wielder. Commonly found wielded by those whom have given up on traditional world takeover tactics...
While brainstorming ideas to take over the world he heard a voice in his head tell him that the only way to properly do it would be to slay the vaninja's and bludgeon his opponents with the Epipenis..
by Mary Jane Rotton Crotch November 02, 2009
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An emergency injection of hard cock that thirsty women may insert in a time of anal-phylactic shock.
"Hey, did you get that D last night?"
"No, but thankfully I had an epipenis."
by RealDoctorMan MD. April 08, 2017
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