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The muscles within the male genitalia that withhold either urine during ejaculation or semen during urination.
"Thank God that my epiglottadick worked or you would have gotten piss alllll over your face."
by Fried Egg March 12, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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