voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.
Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.
by A__A September 26, 2007
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Can heterosexual females in to lesbians in 0.39 seconds.
Female1:"OMG! SHE HAS EPIC BOOBS!"
Female2:*Stare*"Lets do it"
by Mr.Info December 5, 2008
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