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An awesome, room shaking, sometimes life changing session of male masturbation
John "Jeremy why do you look like you've run a marathon this morning when you've only just got out of bed?"

Jeremy "I have a stinking hangover so thought I'd treat myself to an epiwank"
Epiwank by Wansky June 1, 2011
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Bending yours knees, spreading your arms out to form a wingspan, doing the wave with your arms really fast, running up to the closest person, hyperventilating in their face (on purpose, with your nose), making extremely retarded expressions (such as closing your eyes, scrunching your face up, basicly any expression you can think of). When you are epicing someone you usually grab them and are either on top of them or circling them, to show authority.

In all seriousness, I hope you understand what I just said.

Usually, the person being epiced will laugh and say "stop". The effect is much like tickling.
Person #1: SNNNFNFNFNFNNFNNFNFNNFNFNFFFFFFFFFFF
PERSON #2: Oh shit.
Person #1: SNNNSNFSNNSNSNSNSNSNNS
Person #2: Hahahaha stop.
Person #1: *circling around them doing the wingspan wave thing*
Person #2: God damn. Stop epicing me.
Epicing by ZEUS THE EPICER April 10, 2008
An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.

Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
Epi-win by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009

epicinator 

when a Nator is epic or when someone is too epic to be a person, and is an epicinator instead
Oh my, look at how epic that Nator is! or That guy is an epicinator.
epicinator by epicinator November 2, 2020

EpicInfernape 

Goated pokemon trainer, also known as Wurmple Goat, commonly known as the sexer of ur mom
Bro I just lost a pokemon battle to this dude and then he fucked my mom
Was it EpicInfernape? He's known for that
Yes, that dude is so goated ong
EpicInfernape by Epic Infernape September 19, 2022

epicinding

(Pronounced "eh - pick - in - ding") Slang for "Epic Ending".
Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird" has an epicinding.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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