Enterpeat 

One who hits the enter key repeatedly before the first comment has time to post there fore causeing the comment to be posted several times and making ones self look like an impatient jackass!

Kelli: This is taking to long to post! I bet if I enterpeat it will post more quickly!

Amy: Why the hell is she posting the same comment to me 3 times in a row? I swear she is such a jackass sometimes!

Enterpeat by Amy McBryer October 2, 2008

Home enterpayment 

Returning home after holidays or after a wicked weekend and:
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.

Derived from the words entertainment and payment.

Joe: Dude, I went to da party! Three days of booze and titties... but jeez man getting home found out the cat had pissed out her ass all over the place..

Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.

Home enterpayment by magnoliatangerine April 14, 2011

premature enteration 

hitting send or the enter button too early resulting in broken phrases or words.

i was texting vince today, and hit send too early. instead of lol he got lo....i suffer from premature enteration

premature enteration by Pagankelly November 7, 2009

entergetic 

Someone who is full of the thought of entering. Can also be defined as the want to enter something.

Joseph is really entergetic today , he keeps on opening up ur mom.

entergetic by Bighomeslice October 1, 2020

enternet 

Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

enternet by Enternetter November 11, 2014

enterpainment 

Basically entertainment, but with pain.

Boy 1: "What are you watching on TV?"
Boy 2: "I'm watching people get hurt. I'm watching enterpainment."

enterpainment by rhapsodyshadow August 22, 2018

enterating

The process of something being entertaining, yet stimulating at the same time.

Yeah, its very enterating.

enterating by SomeoneThatKnowsThings November 22, 2010