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Identity Theft Enabler's Act 

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!
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turbo encabulator 

An instrument that allows transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
1: "Hey bro, check out that turbo encabulator"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"
turbo encabulator by fizzixxxx December 3, 2011
Related Words

Thot Enabler 

A dude, especially a cuck, pleb or incel who let thots walk all over them and enable them to continue their thot ways. This can include lounging in the friend zone with no plans to escape, putting hoes on pedestals, buying meals for a thot and receiving no pussy, etc.
Bro you text her an hour after she left you on read?? Quit being a thot enabler

That thot enabler got rejected and continues to like all her insta posts and DM heart eyes. SIMP.
Thot Enabler by T-ray-V January 8, 2020

easability 

The measurement of effort required to perform a function.
The mutual fund accounts easability to accrue interest is substantial.
easability by Leach'16 May 8, 2016

Cho-mo enabler 

Someone who 'doesn't see' what a child molester is doing.

Eg- there is a difference between not knowing and not wanting to know, thus allowing the abuse to continue.
I avoid them, they're a cho-mo enabler. It confuses me how they have any friends
1. Tacit Enabler - Supports another's bad habits by staying silent.

2. Overt Enabler - Supports another's bad habits by providing assistance such as money, transportation, approval, etc...

A person who supports another person's bad or dangerous habits.

Enablers tend to fear calling others on their destructive habits because these "others" tend to be friends, family or others close to the enabler.

Thus, rather than risk losing the love, respect, friendship or contact with the person, the enabler chooses instead to play it safe and watch the other slowly destroy themselves or others through their own actions.
1. Bob: Hey Mike, I'm gonna go to the bar, slip a little something into some bitch's drink and fuck her rotten in the bathroom!
Mike, the Tacit Enabler: (Noncommital grunt)

2. Bob: Hey Mike, I gotta bring this crack over to that father of four. Give me a lift?
Mike, the Overt Enabler: ...Yeah, hold on.
enabler by Wallbridge November 18, 2005
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"That girl is beyond amazing." "Yeah, she's a real catch, a.k.a an Esabella."