An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.
Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower
by Gareth88 April 05, 2006
When someone goes to use the bathroom to deficate and they turn the shower on full blast to decieve the other people in the house. The steam will then carry the smell throughout the house making it blatently obvious of what occured
I think Suzie just took an english shower..
by Matt70823 December 19, 2014