Might as well be California with all the money and lack of brain cells. Don’t go in stairwell B unless you’re into children
James: Yeah man I go to Dwight-Englewood
Eric: Yikes if only u had a triple digit iq to go with your triple digit millions
Eric: Yikes if only u had a triple digit iq to go with your triple digit millions
by Nigletboss420 September 21, 2021
Englewood is a shit hole of a small drug infested town located in South West Florida. Meth heads are the most common people you will run into. Than there are the pill junkies, mostly found in Old Englewood. The population also consists of elderly people from the Northern parts of the U.S. They drive 10 mph slower then the posted speed limits, and have no clue what a blinker is. Also known as Ewood.
Englewood, FL a dope hole
by SoloMilitia January 15, 2020
a shit hole of a town, not alot of people live there. Not well none of. Very boreing there, can never fond anything to do unless your destroying something or drinking alcohol. E-wood is growing and alot of yankees like to come here but we don't like it.
by biancka March 27, 2009
A school with smart, dumb weird people that shares a campus with the less intelligent Dwight Morrow High School. This school is a copy cat of Bergen Academies. Its a school where you may not want to go to, the work is not as hard as it is abundant. "Where the weak are slain and eaten." If you dont think you can handle 2 hours of homework per night, dont go here. Also, if you are easily irritated by racist White, Indian, Middle Eastern people, dont go here either. Its located in the town of Englewood, which is boring and has little to offer. Although its a good school its super weird and annoying. When you go here you are bound to see someone doing something weird or some girls pretending to be lesbian. We have to take mandatory clubs and electives. When we graduate we'll have a lot of credits, but will have cried many tears as well. I am a sophmore and have cried more times than i can count these 2 years. Please, be prepared before you come here.
Also..beware of snobby, middle-class girls, with their coach sneakers and Prada glasses.
There are an excessive amount of eEmo kids. There are many interracial couples that talk about anime and Bamboozle.
Also..beware of snobby, middle-class girls, with their coach sneakers and Prada glasses.
There are an excessive amount of eEmo kids. There are many interracial couples that talk about anime and Bamboozle.
"Why is Inna humping Marrisa?"
"They always do that at Academies@Englewood."
Lisa-"Grace is ugly"
Grace-"Hey, Lisa"
Lisa-"Hey Grace, you look so pretty today"
Grace-"Thanks Lisa!"
Lisa-"Anytime, want to go to the Ave?"
Grace-"No I cant, Ms. Rochman assigned that project remember? Maybe after Englewood Idol"
Lisa-"Okay, I cant wait*girlyy screams*"
Grace-"She is soo ugly, I dont even have Ms. Rochman..LOL"
yes people talk using IM lang.
We are losers who need to get a real life.
"They always do that at Academies@Englewood."
Lisa-"Grace is ugly"
Grace-"Hey, Lisa"
Lisa-"Hey Grace, you look so pretty today"
Grace-"Thanks Lisa!"
Lisa-"Anytime, want to go to the Ave?"
Grace-"No I cant, Ms. Rochman assigned that project remember? Maybe after Englewood Idol"
Lisa-"Okay, I cant wait*girlyy screams*"
Grace-"She is soo ugly, I dont even have Ms. Rochman..LOL"
yes people talk using IM lang.
We are losers who need to get a real life.
by Grashpwx January 25, 2008
The "hoodest" town in Bergen County. Half of Englewood is extremely wealthy and houses many famous figures and many people of Jewish/White ethnicities.
The other half of Englewood (3rd and 4th wards) is almost completely Black/Latino and mostly lower middle-class or lower class citizens.
The 3rd and 4th Wards of Englewood are distinguished as the "bad side" because of its reputation for crime, drugs, alcohol, and its evidently cruder living situations. Guns aren't a neccessity as it isn't THAT bad...but it aint that good either.
On a brighter note, Englewood is the hometown of rap legends "the Sugarhill Gang" who created the first hit hiphop record "Rappers Delight". Englewood is also the hometown of rappers Serius Jones and Lady Luck as well as actor John Travolta.
The other half of Englewood (3rd and 4th wards) is almost completely Black/Latino and mostly lower middle-class or lower class citizens.
The 3rd and 4th Wards of Englewood are distinguished as the "bad side" because of its reputation for crime, drugs, alcohol, and its evidently cruder living situations. Guns aren't a neccessity as it isn't THAT bad...but it aint that good either.
On a brighter note, Englewood is the hometown of rap legends "the Sugarhill Gang" who created the first hit hiphop record "Rappers Delight". Englewood is also the hometown of rappers Serius Jones and Lady Luck as well as actor John Travolta.
Englewood, NJ is the hoodest town in Bergen County!
My pops grew up in Englewood and said its the best town to grow up in if you want to see "all the different spectrums of America".
Some delinquents in the 4th ward stole $150 from my brother when he went to the corner store.
Benny's Dad went back to Englewood after 55 years and was upset to see how bad it had gotten.
My pops grew up in Englewood and said its the best town to grow up in if you want to see "all the different spectrums of America".
Some delinquents in the 4th ward stole $150 from my brother when he went to the corner store.
Benny's Dad went back to Englewood after 55 years and was upset to see how bad it had gotten.
by TGameHustler January 16, 2010
The city where 6 bros and 5 slam pieces are going to rage all spring break. The sheer amount of alcohol that will be consumed would kill anyone who is not from the WI/MN region. Dizzy bat is the official sport of Englewood and the World Series of Dizzy bat will commence upon our arrival.
Englewood, Fl up to no good!
by Big Jakes February 7, 2011
The only good place in New Jersey besides Newark Airport departures section. It's not such a bad place. It's a nice city where I lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up Downtown, and the higher-class neighborhood is not called "the hills"; It's the East Hill. Across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side Downtown (aka Englehood). Anything beyond the Chase Bank on Palisade Ave is where I wouldn't go. Otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like Baumgarts (Chinese and Asian), Blue Moon (Mexican), It's Greek To Me (Greek), Bennie's (Middle Eastern), and much, much more. There's also a Palisade Court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. There are several car dealerships and Grand Avenue and Engle Street and some small factories.
Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.
Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.
Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.
Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.
Resident: I love it here! There's so much to do and so many places to go!
Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.
Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.
by Bigfootbelva13 August 25, 2009