by |nyquist| January 31, 2011
Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea May 6, 2018
Enforced Arch is a term used to inspire the dance community to ask hypothetically, “What does it mean to be in forced arch?” Traditionally known for being a popular dance position in Modern Dance Vocabulary. Now claimed by compassionate artists in the dance community! What potential does this powerful position have?
Literally we arrive on our toes, yet bent at the knees and think, “should I leave it at that or challenge why the hell I’ve arrived here?” We hear our mentors ask us to be intelligent dancers and choreographers but what does that mean? How does one become an intelligent communicator?
By using our unique talents we can bring life to ecological & social issues and create respect and compassion for all living things. Enforced Arch is a term for the intelligent dancer who seeks movements in which we can enforce how we utilize our position of being “in forced arch.”
The most common example of dancers living Enforced Arch is by embracing a vegan lifestyle.
Literally we arrive on our toes, yet bent at the knees and think, “should I leave it at that or challenge why the hell I’ve arrived here?” We hear our mentors ask us to be intelligent dancers and choreographers but what does that mean? How does one become an intelligent communicator?
By using our unique talents we can bring life to ecological & social issues and create respect and compassion for all living things. Enforced Arch is a term for the intelligent dancer who seeks movements in which we can enforce how we utilize our position of being “in forced arch.”
The most common example of dancers living Enforced Arch is by embracing a vegan lifestyle.
by Enforced Arch December 31, 2011
The alias of a nerdy Zelda obsessor, who is a weird but yet cool and claims to have originated from a planet made out of potatoes. He is also called spud. His real name is confidential and cannot be realeased due to the restrictions being enforced by the United States government who is currently researching this being for other worldly features. He does not know it but hes being watched. He can allegedly speak a different language he also claims he can converse with potatoes. he now resides in the town of southbridge going to southbridge high until he is ready to dominate the world. This matter is still under study.
by Peter Shaw the G master May 6, 2007
Eugene’s that live in there mothers basement and ban innocent Xbox players to make them selfs feel better
by I hate enforcement team September 30, 2018
Homosexuality enforced by the state.
Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?
Fake Mexican: Yes
Audience: *applause*
State Enforced Homosexuality
Fake Mexican: Yes
Audience: *applause*
State Enforced Homosexuality
by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021
Most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a "Law Enforcement Mustache." It's a great accessory to wrap-around and/or Top Gun style sunglasses.
When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.
The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.
The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
"Damn Tommy, I don't think we're going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a Law Enforcement Mustache."
by Man Dreaming Butterfly February 2, 2004