One of the best marketing schemes to get kids to think they'll be focused and hyper, and to get office workers to think it'll make them focused to get through the day. Makes me sick.

I only drink some for the great taste, not to be cool, or act hyper or focused And for anyone who wants to be hyper, i suggest you commit suicide and/or grow a pair.

High school kid: Dude, i just had a sip of this 5 dollar energy drink, im SOOOO HYPER!!! WOOO!!

Human: (Beats the shit out of High school kid)

Human: ...Retard...
by voorheez January 13, 2008
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a slang term used as an inside joke around parents and our peers to explain what is REALLY contained in the old nuspeed bottle as we chug away...
Nicky: DUDE wanna get messed up off the energy drink tonight???
Mokky: yeah dude lets do it!!!!!!! i love the feeling those energy drinks give me
Mickey:wut are you guys talking about?!?!?!?
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are an excellent source to keep you active, hydrated, balanced and centered. They also supply you with an endless amount of energy to keep you re-energized throughout the day. Some popular brands include powerade, mother, red bull and bookoo to name a few. Theses have shown to be popular in mainstream consumerism and with due credit to. They assist individuals during times of need, especially during exam period or high stress periods.
guy 1: man this powerade is the bomb...
guy 2: i totally reckon... do you think we should start selling these?
guy 1: you mean like sell sell em energy drinks... ?
guy 2: yah... maybe even concoct our own drink yeah?
guy 1: Sweet brotown... sweet
by 2mku:) July 7, 2010
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One of the most powerful energy drinks on the market. Has 280 mg of caffeine and other great energy boosting substances. Not widely available in stores but available on the website.
by Alex93232 May 25, 2008
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Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.
Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023
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Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.
Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).
by HawaiianPunch1 September 10, 2023
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