2. A town three hours from NYC that you really don't want to live in. Aside from the boring, filthy streets it also has a crappy school system that happens to be built on a dump.
Endicott NY is a small town in southern NY characterized by a disproportionatly elderly population, early teenage pregnanicies, a grade school educated workforce, pessimism, ignorance, pollution, and ever increasing economic and urban decay. Endicott is best known for the speedie fest, during which the local hicks, get drunk, and consume large amounts of food the form of speedies which are skewered mean not unlike a shish-kabob. Popular activities in Endicott include: eating, smoking marijuana, going to church, collecting welfare and complaining.
Odd how a town can be birth of IBM and be so unknown this is why its Emptycott.
Endicott a famous place that most people dont know about.
Lisa: Where's that?
Emma: On the water in MA
Lisa: Oh that rich, preppy school for averagely intelligent rich kids?