Emottitude 

The attitude that everyone and everything in this world is out to make your life worse. The attitude of Emo.

Person A: My girlfriend left me, my dog died, my car got stolen and my house burned down... life sucks.
Person B: What's with the emottitude all of a sudden?

Emottitude by KillswitchEdge January 4, 2007

emostitute 

one whose manner of dress is a combination of emo and prostitute

Joanne and Gabrielle are known to dress like emostitutes--wearing knee socks with short plaid shirts and/or boots

emostitute by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

emotitude 

Expressing your pissy attitude through the, sometimes exclusive, use of emoticons.

That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.

He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.

emotitude by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011