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emojaculation 

Noun

1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence

2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Bob: My dog just took a shit :/ :( :) :P :)
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.

2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!

3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
emojaculation by KajuNut January 11, 2016
Related Words
From "ego" and "hijack".

When you legitimately enjoy being yourself and someone abruptely uses your words or behaviour to make themself look more valuable and important.
- I was at the park with the kid who asked me why the ball wasn't flying but always coming down to earth... So I gave the standard newtonian explanation about attraction, trying to keep it simple, you know... Then, there's that man coming out from nowhere telling me (and my son!) I was saying non-sens, that it's a shame, and starts ranting about Einstein, astronomy and stuff...

- Oh, yeah, I know those. There's a lot of them on the Internet.

- But what the heck? I already knew all that, and the kid didn't even listen and went away playing! It just made me feel bad...

- Sure. You've been egojacked.
Egojack by Mora Suavis December 24, 2025
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026