Emoium
Another element in the periodic table of awesomeness. May cause lacerations to appear on wrists if spilled on skin.
Discovered in 2006 by Devin and Mark
Discovered in 2006 by Devin and Mark
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emocument
the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary
And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel
emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005
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Emoism
Emoism by Lauren MG Di S July 5, 2006
Emolument
Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.
June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
emoism
the people of emoism all look the same, cut themseleves, play guitar, write emo poetry, and do other typically emo things...have you hugged your emo kid today?
emoism by XTCericaXTC June 29, 2006
Emoism
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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