Top Definition
Bad poetry written by Emo people.
Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste
Thou mocks me at every turn
Your gape becomes the horror
In which I attempt to escape
But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"
by 404NotFound October 24, 2003

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