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One who only uses blogs to bitch about how bad their life is, even though nobody ever reads them.
Dear Livejournal,

My mom wouldn't let me go to the Panic at the Disco concert, then my cat fell off the roof and my girlfriend broke up with me, so I"m going to go cut myself now

</3 emo blogger
by Thnx4thmmrs July 10, 2008