Her eyebrows are making a movie all their own, as they perform so flamboyantly you could put their movements in fast forward to the music "popcorn" in order to make the next musical blockbuster.
She was not always like this. Once apon a time in her early years she could actually act Hermione convincingly. Since then she is determined to ruin the original character of JK Rowling by forcing her into pink (although it must be admitted that is not entirely her fault... more the costume designer) and decreasing her individuality as a teenage girl.
Me: If you truly think that then you clearly can not read. Besides, why would anyone be jealous of you? You have mutant eyebrows!
person2: Yeah, but I hate Emma Watson!! She's so ungrateful and sooo stupid!!!
person1: Have you actually met her?
person2: Well, no...
person1: Then what do you hate her for? Being an actual human being with flaws, just like everybody else?
Tons of girls are jealous off her because she gets too play alongside daniel and rupert.
And they claim shes a cow and ruins the movies.
But it's so obvious everyones jealous. Who wouldn't want to be her.
non jealous people: Go try and lower her too your crappy ass level some where else. kthx bye