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Emily Osment 

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.
"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone
Emily Osment by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013

Emily Oggy 

The verb to hookup with someone in your grandparents garage
Do you wanna Emily Oggy later?
Emily Oggy by Player024 June 15, 2019

emily osborne 

A captivating goddess that will mesmerize you. Captivating, extraordinary, and of rare form. If you are given the opportunity to be blessed with her time, utilize it wisely, for if she is uneasy to obtain. Like a mystic fucking beast. That's right..
Emily Osborne is so fucking fabulous she pees glitter, shits cupcakes, and farts rainbows!! She is so badass.

Emily Osment 

One of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.You will literally explode if you listen to her music.Her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.
OMG! you sound like Emily Osment *Explodes*

Emily Osment 

An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl.
Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole.
Emily Osment by DemiFan June 30, 2009

Emily Onoprienko

One if the nicest people to be around. She will always bring a smile to anyones face. Emily is always happy. She is also very attractive.
Emily Onoprienko is so nice
Emily Onoprienko by anonymous September 24, 2022