A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!
by Notakneegrowth December 31, 2022