Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.
Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.
by bucknroses July 6, 2010
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