Ema is such a pretty girl. She can act like hoe, but if she really loves someone, she loves so hard. She acts like she is bad girl, but actually she is so pure and kind. Ema if you read this be strong, because you can have whoever you want!
by Hankaa November 21, 2021
The 'let's give working class children with estranged parents money for going to school!' government allowance. Thinly veiled scheme for increasing that all-important 'equal opportunities' quota. In other words, highly unfair system that bribes working class scum and commoners with divorced parents and semi-detached ex-council houses up to £30 per week for carrying on for sixth-form, in order to make the current Labour government seem caring, liberal and all for equality.
'Hey, my parents aren't educated, i live in a council estate, i 'm ill-bred, and stupid as sin- i get £30 a week for going to school!' (typical EMA-reciever)
'I'm a child of university educated parents with good jobs, i have an IQ of 145, i enjoy learning, i'm going to university next year, and just because my parents committed the heinous crime of being upper-middle class and sensible enough not to GIVE me £30 a week allowance i have to work my ass off each week to earn my money instead of sitting around doing fuck all like the working class scum of Britain' (me)
'I'm a child of university educated parents with good jobs, i have an IQ of 145, i enjoy learning, i'm going to university next year, and just because my parents committed the heinous crime of being upper-middle class and sensible enough not to GIVE me £30 a week allowance i have to work my ass off each week to earn my money instead of sitting around doing fuck all like the working class scum of Britain' (me)
by _Lottie_ November 19, 2007
Ema is a amazing girl I just want to GIVE HER THE WORLD. She is so HOT OH MY LORD HER BODY😍HER IN GENERAL 😘💕 Anyways don't ever lose a ema in your life she deserves the world.
Ema is beautiful!!!!!!
by ibdjvbrhjbfhed December 27, 2022
A cheating ass hoe who gets fingered at football games. Uses people for everything. Doesn’t care about anyone else but herself and is fucking retarded.
Stop being an Ema you dumbass
by PowerLevel1 November 2, 2019
Empty My Arse - You need to go sitdown and lay a big steamer
Pronounced as three seperate letters.Eg - "E emm aye"
Pronounced as three seperate letters.Eg - "E emm aye"
by hueys July 30, 2008
by Towel Head April 7, 2006