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elison garcia 

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia
elison garcia by classmates ;) November 15, 2010
Elison is a boss
Elison by fdqhjk January 1, 2012
Ellison is a wonderful amazing girl who is talented at everything she does, she is very graceful and beautiful and everyone loves her. Be sure to make friends with an Ellison, or you’ll regret it. She’s a lot like an Ellie or a Grace. She’s also the cofounder of the famous band, the Barricade Boys, and co leader of the crayola cheese cult-I mean club.
Wow that Ellison sure is stunning!
Ellison by Grace valjean January 13, 2021
-noun
1. a person regularly coerced into coaching youth sports.
2. individual of high intelligence that strives to slightly under achieve because over achieving would be too easy.

-adjective
1. being dominant
2. having an unrivaled grasp of common sense
-noun:
If we can't find someone to coach these kids, we'll just have to find an Ellison.
That looked remarkably easy; I bet he's an Ellison.

-adjective:
The world would be much better if Ellison decisions were more common.
A real man. He is great-looking, somewhat athletic and very intelligent. He loves life and gets involved in as much as he can at one time. However size is not one of his preoccupations as he has nothing that need be compensated for.
That guy must be named Ellison! He seems just about perfect.
Ellison by Elektyr August 4, 2012

Joe ellison 

Fat headed cunt who looks like an ape. He smomes 100000 fags a day and Alicia is sexy be like joe
Your gay if your called joe ellison
Joe ellison by DOLOOO April 20, 2019