Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI
'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'
by Mr Emma May 22, 2008
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A town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.
Did you see that gang war in Eltham the other day? Those old people got those chavs good.
by The other Mr Emma. May 22, 2009
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Situated next to Chislehurst, one would hope some class would be borrowed from the area.

Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.

Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!

If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.
New Eltham Station is definitely a joke!
by Maximo June 23, 2005
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All girls secondary school filled with bitchy little drama queens who try to act big
"Oi did u see that midget from Eltham Hill?"

"Yh she was trying to act big when really she's a little sket"
by Im_random_19 March 23, 2017
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Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.
I hate children in Eltham High School.
Me too.
by BananaMucnehr8182 May 11, 2021
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