nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016

nelsheimers 

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

nelsheimers by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016

Elsemere Junction 

Station that got a redo recently, and is liked generally.

This station got an Elsemere Junction done to its self recently, with nice hallways and it being clean.

Elsemere Junction by SpongeTracks November 3, 2022

_enheimer 

The cultural phenomenon of two theatrical productions or videos releasing on the same exact day. The blank space is reserved for the names of one/both of the films being released under this phenomenon.

Are you excited for the _enheimer?

_enheimer by MUSELUS89 Swagga August 10, 2024