A small town near Buffalo NY that is notorious for producing kids that are very skillful in the act of farming. Their skills include milking, raising and washing cows. They learn important skills in school, such as planting and harvesting corn. To live in Elma you must own and wear a pair of overalls at least 4 times a week. When walking through Elma you might get lost in a corn field. This is very common. Simply just start mooing like a cow and the natives will think you are one of their herd and find you. If you aren't a supporter of The National Farmers Union, leave.
by heskeytime34 December 17, 2013