This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.
This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.
by El el fetches February 5, 2022
A small town near Buffalo NY that is notorious for producing kids that are very skillful in the act of farming. Their skills include milking, raising and washing cows. They learn important skills in school, such as planting and harvesting corn. To live in Elma you must own and wear a pair of overalls at least 4 times a week. When walking through Elma you might get lost in a corn field. This is very common. Simply just start mooing like a cow and the natives will think you are one of their herd and find you. If you aren't a supporter of The National Farmers Union, leave.
by heskeytime34 December 17, 2013
The coolest person ever. She has super long, beautiful black hair and she's literally the smartest person I ever met. She's so sweet and she's super funny. Elma likes to abuse Jefferys so watch out. shes kinda sus sometimes ngl but I still love her<3
by savyb358 April 6, 2022
Name of boy/Girl that was actually not that always talk too much when it is come to presentation and they also really respect their teachers
You sounds like an Elmas
by AnotherLvlWeebs November 23, 2021
A girl, who has no idea how beautiful she is. She's been through more shit than she deserves. She is the absolute most perfect person on the planet. No arguments. Everything about this girl is so amazing that she is sometimes thought to be an angel. She is the most beautiful girl to live on this planet. She will deny that, but it is a fact and everybody knows it. She is the kindest, most caring person ever, who will do anything to make you feel special. And she has the cutest laugh, smile, face, eyes, and is pretty much perfect in every way you can imagine and it hurts to not be around her because she is the most loveable person ever. There is nothing, and there never will be, someone like, Elmas.
Have you seen that new girl named Elmas? Isn't she breathtaking? (Cute boy saying that)
Have you seen that new girl named Elmas? Isn't she breathtaking? (Cute boy saying that)