"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
by shafty Mick Jonhson March 30, 2006
A slang word used in the UK, mainly to define the random'ness and craziness of another human being or group of friends.
by The Spoonmyster December 2, 2010
A strange dialect derived of inbreeding and your uncle touching your no no square. Grew up in swamps and rivers but makes trips to the city for un necessary prostate exams.
What the hell did that guy just say? Oh he’s Ellingtoned it’s hard to understand him through the pain of his uncle touching him.
by Cc77382 December 24, 2020
by Wohan hella mid June 4, 2021