description of a small circumsized dick of a homosexaul man that cant come to terms wit it so he has sex wit bearly leagals so he feels better about himself to look at it looks like a lumberjack wit a red cap in the forrest
here you breen why u wit that 17teen yr old did she notice ur ELK DICK.....
by craffo November 21, 2007
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Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.
by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008
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An elk that has antleers
Oh, look there is a huge bull elk, he is a toad
by Bull Elk Hunters March 31, 2017
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Bloody elk” is a term used when one is annoyed or in shock. Although unobvious, “bloody elk” had derived from “bloody ‘ell,” a term used for similar purposes. What’s ironic about the nature of “bloody elk” is the fact that it embodies autocorrect’s flaws despite being highly humorous.
“Bloody elk, I ducking hate autocorrect!”
by gary69_ March 28, 2023
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a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk 1: "yo girl, do you remember when we went 4 wheeling at elk mountain this weekend?"
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
by elkerrrr June 20, 2006
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A person who owes a large group of people money and then suddenly disappears from the face of the earth so as to not have to pay.

Name for a mythical animal that takes your loot and runs away.

Rumor has it that if you can catch the golden elk you can claim all the money owed to everyone.
Garia owes everyone DI. No one has seen him for weeks we think he is becoming a golden elk.
by ThatsAShame May 16, 2007
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