Top Definition
A person you'll regret never meeting, miss without ever even meeting, and a person you'll never want having your twitter account. For a girl who trolls so hard, she hardly looks like one. She's gorgeous but to humble to brag. She's a genius and will go far. To lose an Eliani is to lose purpose. She occasionally orbits around other people depending on how much sass they have. An amateur at photoshop but a pro in effort. She carries a passion for animals and reading. She don't need no person telling her wut to do.
Mario: Eliani, I know you're amazing and everything but you should start on that project that's due tomorrow.
Eliani: Stfu, mario, I do wut I want.
by LauraPoo November 18, 2012

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