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Eli
A simply misunderstood individual. A person who has bad luck most of the time and ends up getting the blame for people's problems. A person that at times makes bad decisions, but never means any real harm to anyone. An individual who is often under estimated and because of this often questions there own ability because of others doubt. Smarter than he appears and yet not a rocket scientist. A very sensitive person who cares about his family's opinion of him more than anything else. Women don't treat him well when it comes to dating or relationships but then again they don't give him a chance, and when they do date him they ignore him after a date or two.
Wow he's such an Eli.
by revealthetruth June 29, 2011
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Eli
Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun.
Man, you were really Eli back there.

Did you see that kid, he's a real Eli.
by tapwaterfromthesink July 10, 2008
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Eli
In Africa Eli means the holy one
oh great Eli save us from aids
by gekkostatego May 06, 2008
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eli
One of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. Gives me butterflies and studies genes.
Man, I would like to have a nice warm Eli in my bed tonight.
by Missunderstanding February 06, 2006
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Eli
A guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He's very loyal despite his past, and when he says he loves you, he really means it.
He may show many or all of the following characteristics/tendencies:
- love Disney songs
- be a bit nerdy (ex.- using three computers at once)
- be obsessed with Jeeps
- like to "build shit"
- be an extremely good cuddler
- like peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
- use expressions such as "OMGWTFBBQ"
- know EVERYONE (if you don't know him, you will meet him eventually)
I love Eli. I'm lucky to have him. He should come take a nap with me.
by 10587654 January 11, 2009
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Eli
Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.
Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "
by Ilsea November 23, 2009
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Eli
A Philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,

very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.

Also resembles Rorschach, due to his view on things.

Loyal, Trustworthy, and an expert with women.

Self centered. But the healthy kind lol.

Hes cute, but he has BAD taste in women, hes been hurt a crap load of times.

too trusting of people.

usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.

can tell the difference between bullshit and the realist.

can be an ass, but only if provoked.

addicted to asian girls LOL.

really smart, but acts like a spazz :x

Can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an ass, i need help :(

other girl- girl you need an "Eli".
by asiancutiefoshoxp October 26, 2009
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eli
the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. Gives good hugs and makes you laugh. Good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. Likes reading and magic tricks. Super duper cool. The kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. Stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn't exist.
person one: Your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.
by misspiggy nightmare May 13, 2010
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