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Punch line to the greatest joke EVER! Combination of "elephant" and "rhino". Pronounced "hell if I know".
Grandpa Joe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Me: I don't know. What DO you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Grandpa Joe: HELLIFIKNOW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the FCC like anything else that's funny!
Elephino! by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 13, 2005
Related Words

Elephend 

When a man's foreskin is longer than his penis. ie his bellend resembling an elephants trunk
Wow that foreskins huge, what an elephend!
Elephend by Gods-tree-hugger March 2, 2011

elephantory 

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.
This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.
elephantory by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010

elephino 

a cross between an elephant and a rhino

originated in the joke:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
answer: elephino
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
answer: elephino

elephental 

Having the features of an elephant or ones that could possibly be associated with an elephant
having no use of the thumbs-elephental
the particular way in which a tree is oriented elephentally
elephental by ermuffin April 7, 2011

elephantory 

elongated memory like that of an elephant. memorizing large chunks of stuff.
Rita:Do you remember the time, like 27 years ago when I spilled a cup of water while walking down the promenade?
Charles: No
Rita: WTF is ur problem?
Charles: Its not my fault you have an elephantory memory
elephantory by Foul Ball August 21, 2011