A condition causing abnormally large testicles that always come through in the clutch. Term created by The Sports Guy.
James Posey drained an elephantitis-of-the-testicles 3-pointer in the 4th quarter of game 4.
by J-Fre June 15, 2008
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The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.
As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely
by LVGP January 22, 2009
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1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.
1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...
by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010
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The act of filling up a water truck with elephant semen and having it drive in front and spray the semen all over the road coating everyone and everything in sight. Then having another heavy truck drive behind it splashing all puddles of semen to coat unsuspecting pedestrians and cars alike.
So me and my fellow construction workers loaded up a water truck to perform an elephante waterfall. We are still pending court chargers.
by USPFCMC August 30, 2023
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Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.
That girl's got elephantitis of the head!
by Bob July 30, 2003
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