A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.
For those who are maidenless
For those who are maidenless
Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
by Elden Rat of Masochism May 4, 2022
A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.
A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.
11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.
A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.
11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo
SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF
the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo
SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF
the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
by 1337n00bh4xx0rfr0ms0ftsuxxxxxx April 2, 2022
Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week
by DrYamKnight April 21, 2022
OHHHHH ELDEN RING OHHHHH ;((((((((((((
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