Elbasan

A city located in Albania. One of the larger cities in the country, Elbasan is located in a valley in the mountain ranges of Albania. The second most polluted city in Europe, due to the old factories that have run since the countries communistic reign. Elbasan is a poor city, but is full of gorgeous women. It also has delicious local food. In short, Elbasan is the greatest city in Albania...maybe even in all of Europe....

1: Man, you are so cool! Seriously, you are like the coolest and most attractive person I've ever met!

2: Yeah, I'm from Elbasan.

Elbasan by thespian1 June 4, 2011

eliasana 

The most awesome person ever ever ever!

Dang, Eliasana is awesome!

eliasana by Yourmom2377 November 23, 2021

Esbasana 

Utopical land located in a yet unexplored planet very far away from the Milky Way.

Did you see Esbasana just entered the Galactic Union?

Esbasana by John Chillinger December 25, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012