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Mythical creature hailing from the suburbs known for displaying his penis to strangers and making lengthy, pedantic speeches on the proper interpretation of the film "Fight Club."
Hey, have you seen ElProducto's penis lately?
by Dr. Popular March 16, 2003
a man known for flaunting his man-sausage to random strangers on the internet for nothing other than attention.

holy shit it's elproducto's cock!
by :tbear: March 16, 2003
a cigarette, preferably a newport.
''yo dog, you got an el producto?''
by amanda kissnhug January 04, 2008