ElDonko

It is a very large oversized donkey with extremely short legs usually within the range of 6-8 inches with no knee bones (directly from sholder to hoof straight leg)

A mythical beast that sometimes comes in a variant form of flaming fast sometimes running faster than the speed of light. This would be the flaming fast ElDonko.

Unicorns are so out...I want an ElDonko.

ElDonko by Rolando X January 18, 2009

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El Donko

A welsh donko who thinks he's the man.

Megan: Who is that guy?
Bethan: He's El Donko.

El Donko by Eldonko December 31, 2011

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El Donko Deluxo

Like a Donkey or Ass, only to the highest degree.

Man... Not only are you a DOnkey, you are El Donko Deluxo!

El Donko Deluxo by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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