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To be called an Ejaculpenis, one must first be caught at the zoo ejaculating on a caged bear. They then must be caught again within a week getting semen on a mountain goat. Key part is getting caught.
Andy your such an ejaculpenis, you got semen all over that poor bear and his mountain goat friend!
by Renny Longshot December 23, 2010
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