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A designated place in your house or apartment where you do most of your masturbating.
Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!

With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
by cock-ninja August 25, 2006
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