Ejaculanturn

When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted

For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.

Ejaculanturn by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

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Ejaculantern

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.

Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.

Ejaculantern by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009

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Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

Ejackulantern by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

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Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

Premature Ejaculantern by JC63 December 9, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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