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Ejact. (noun) The precum that proceeds an ejaculation and usually contains malformed or elderly sperm. Used to inform someone they are a 'imbecile' or a 'retard'

This insult was first coined in Jan 2010 by Laura Woolley.
'You ejact! that's my fucking bike!'

'Dave, you are such a fucking EJACT'

'Wow...that boy is an ejact...'
by Paviche January 08, 2010

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