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Eirian Ashley a word used to describe the following people Paranoid, insecure, Philistine, petty, pathetic or socially awkward this term was mad because of an injury lawyer named Eirian Ashley who was known to be very paranoid and insecure about both his job and personal life and was known to live alone with a single cat
that guy is such an "Eirian Ashley" that he can't even make friends on a social net work.

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Do you think i'm being an "Eirian Ashley" or do you think your friend likes me?
by Juke lemmy July 31, 2011