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meaning 'twat'
a total asshole
thinks hes funny but is, quite frankly, not.
its painstakingly obvious of what hes going to do next

also thinks he has friends

likes to pick on people who suffer enough already in their own mind

thinks way too much of himself

makes up ALOT of 'shit'
a: errr look at that fucking eillo over there
c: yeah what a dick
a: does he even know how retarded he looks
c: hes too busy showing off
a: yeah what an ass
c: hes soo fucking full of himself
Eillo by RandomP666 January 14, 2008

ellouisy 

A spunky, badass, friend that can dance like no other.She is clearly a good gymnast and has a unique personality. DON'T get on her nerves. She'll beat your ass. She is the popular girl who has some enemies along the trail. All boys need her. She has a group of friends that will never let her down and she wont let them down either.
Adam:Ellouisy is so hot.
Younas: She's mine.
Adam: Finders keepers,losers weepers.
ellouisy by shihtzu_boi March 15, 2017
Related Words
the written out form of "lol" but way better.
"knock kock"
"who is there"

"cash"

"cash who?"

"no thanks, but i'll take a peanut!"

"elloell tom, funny joke!"

"elloell thanks gary!"
"say tom, arent those women's underwear?"
"no gary, im not wearing underwear."
"oh.."
"tom, im gay"
" i know and im okay with it"
elloell by i should be asleep September 12, 2011

'Ello gov'na 

A British greeting originated in the southernmost parts of the United Kingdom, most commonly associated with Cockney speakers. It may be interpreted as a lowbrow way of saying "Good day to you." or simply "Hello, sir/miss." and it is thus often used by non-British speakers of English to create a comical effect of sorts, or just to make fun of that specific dialect.
Hello there, Nigel! Smashing to see you, old boy!
'Ello gov'na!
'Ello gov'na by Moshmellow June 19, 2010
1. a really awesome friend who is really really funny!!!
2. she always cheers everyone up :)
3. she enjoys stalking people.
"ursula: hey who's that girl following that gnome?
tree: oh, that's ellory."

"that norman guy is so nice, he's definitely an ellory."
Ellory by ursula and tree April 16, 2009
Verb: Phonetic spelling of otherwise overused acronym "LOL" (laughing our loud) found often in chats and e-mails.

Used so often, the acronym appears to many viewers be imbued with the pronunciation "ellowel," so 'Dave the Painting Guy' deemed "ellowel" an actual word, campaigning to change LOL to ellowel beginning in January 2009. (Dec. 31, 2008 recording on uStream bears the campaign's beginning).
"You make me ellowel."

"When I read that, I totally elloweled."
ellowel by Dave The Painting Guy February 3, 2009

ello lav 

Grandma Claire: ello lav, how are you doing today?
ello lav by louafsique July 5, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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