1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.
2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear
Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear
Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2011
a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite
by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020
by Bird Dogg February 22, 2008
A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.
Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!
by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023